Mother's Day is just around the corner and like every year, I have not gone shopping yet. As I was pondering what to get my mom to tell her she is the best mom in the world, I surfed the world wide web. Usually I buy my mom something that she has said she wanted really badly but by the time a holiday or birthday roll around, she has forgotten saying such things and says my gift sucks (hey mom, remember that birthday when you hated all your presents? I do.).
Well, not this year. This year I will use all the love stuffed inside my heart to show her that she is a better mom than Rosanne, Peg Bundy and the Octo-mom combined. Actually, my mom is more like this:
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This will be a hand-made gift from the heart...A Tampon Flower Bouquet. How could Mom deny the fact that I love her with this beautiful gift? How could she say she hates it. I think this is a winner and I think everyone should visit the website and create a gift of love for their mom. Stay tuned for Father's Day. Tampon gifts for dads? Yes, it's true.
You haven't gone shopping? Remember all those last minute shoppers that we hated at Hallmark? Shame on you!
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