Love Month 2012, 3rd Day in a Row

I love...

When lovely sisters bring me lunch because I'm too lazy to wake up early to make one myself.  Thanks, Coco

Let Devin Name your Children

When my sister Devin was really little she liked weird names.  She would always say things like, "When I have a baby, I'm going to name him/her (insert crazy nonsense name)."

One of her favorite names?

Source: facebook.com via Rakel on Pinterest

That's right...Dingleberry.  She wanted to name her child Dingleberry.  Luckily, at 18, she has grown out of this phase.

Court is Pretty Funny...If anyone Asks, She Got It From Me

My cute little kiddo of a sister has a blog.  It's private.  So instead of sending you to her blog to read things that have made me literally LOL, I'm going to copy things and paste them here.  Pretty sure that's not infringing on her privacy.

"P.S. Lately it feels like I'm living with Ke$ha.  I'm finding glitter everywhere!  
Today there was a speck of glitter in the butter.  Get out of my house Ke$h!!"

"This morning we picked up some ingredients for this delicious curry at the Asian market.  We walked in, Ally looked around & exclaimed, "MY PEOPLE!!!!"  Last time I checked Ally was very not Asian." 

"Ally has been the word police lately.

Which is ironic, since her new favorite word is the

S-H-I-T

word.

Anyways, Ally broke Tinkerbell's wings off an ornament.

I was going to say

Oh crap, but stopped myself and said oh crank.

(Crap is a bad word....)

(Oh crank.  Who am I?)

Then she said, "Oh crank.  Holy shit."

This kid.

I am constantly reminding her that word is naughty.

But inside I am laughing real hard.

Kids that swear are funny!

There I said it!

So I had to ask her,

Me: Is shiz a bad word?

Ally: Yes, shit is a bad word.

Me: No, is shiz a bad word?

Ally: No, shiz is a yes word."

Slave Sister

I made Courtney make the Valentine's for my students.  I did these again...just like last year but minus the lips...mustaches for everyone!

I also did not help her.  Husband said, "You're just going to make Court do all the work for you?"

"Yep.  Everyone needs a slave sister.  She's mine."

Court: "Everyone needs a slave sister and a crazy sister...I am NOT both.  If we had a crazy off...who would win?  DON'T say me!"

Court decided we should all wear mustaches.

 We are attractive people.

Especially me...sick...dirty...slightly reminiscent of Conando.

Pre-Wedding Day Love

My cute sister Devin has a blog...but it's private.  The day before I got married she wrote a post that made me cry.  I hope she doesn't mind that I'm sharing it.

Ashley Marie. I'm so happy that you are getting married tomorrow.  You've found an amazing guy to call your husband.  Anthony is a great guy and I'll be glad to call him my brother-in-law. You are a wonderful sister and I'm positive that you will be an even better wife.  When the time comes the two of you will also be super parents.  I'm also glad that you guys choose to go through the temple.  This is the happiest I have ever seen you, Ash.  Thank you Anthony for making my sister happy. Your wedding is going to be beautiful and I'm very glad that I get to be a part of it.  Have a wonderful life together. 
 
I love you both!

[Antony, if you are reading this, thanks again for teaching me how to do a back flip.  It's still the coolest thing that I'm able to do at the moment!]

Between Sisters

I had this text conversation with Court yesterday:

Court: Well he suggested it (making out) the other day, so I'm doing it!  No battle.  But in actuality I really won't.
Me: I know you won't really.  You're not that kind of person.
Court: Old Court J wasn't that person.  February Court J is!
Me: Oh.  What changed?
Court: Jessie K. liberated me and told me I should be skanky* while I can.
Me: LOL.  That's funny.  Well live it up but not too skanky.  You still want to take the sacrament :)
Court: Oh yes, never too skanky.  That makes me uncomfortable!
Me: Mormon skanky it is then.  Have fun :)
Court: Mormon skanky.  I like that!

**The term 'skanky' is used very loosely with Court and me.  By saying skanky we really mean kissing more boys...AND THAT'S IT.  Don't get the wrong idea about Court or the church.**