It was not quite as good but that was probably because I was feeling like crap (p.s. there are some days I hate being a woman).
I did get to talk about my favorite TV shows though and discovered that no one had even heard of Glee. What the heck!?! I'm taking the promotion of this show into my own hands right now.
Here are my plans to make Glee every person's favorite show:
--Relate every conversation to Glee. For example:
Person: "I'm so excited! I'm pregnant!"
Me: "Oh, that reminds me of my favorite show Glee. See, this girl named Quinn is a cheerleader and she's also the president of celibacy club but she becomes pregnant...not by her boyfriend but by her boyfriend's friend. But then she lies about it and says that it is her boyfriend's baby. You see how this totally is just like you and your pregnancy? You should really watch Glee because it will help you be a better mom."
--Only listen to artists who are covered in episodes of Glee.
Options as of now: Queen, Rihanna, Salt 'n Pepa, Carrie Underwood, Journey, Cabaret soundtrack, Celine Dion, Kayne West (he's out though because of his horrible behavior), Jazmine Sullivan, REO Speedwagon, Amy Winehouse, Duffy, and Les Miserables soundtrack.
--Join a show choir.
--Become a high school teacher.
--Litter and when people come at me for littering tell them I do it to keep garbage men employed so they can buy tacos for their families. Also, begin to support caning BECAUSE IT WORKS.
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