Elf on a Shelf

I don't get it.  I think it's stupid and a waste of time and resources.  That being said, all I know about Elf on a Shelf is what I see on Facebook and Pinterest.

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And why is the elf such a little turd?  Can't he do nice things like wash the dishes or vacuum the floors while he's watching and reporting back to Santa?

I've never actually read the book.  For any of you out there who love your little elf and are now cursing me and getting ready to leave a scathing comment, don't.  I already know what you'll say and I've tucked it nicely into my brain.

Elf on a Shelf is just not for me.  But, if it does ever happen, I will use it to scare the h.e. double hockey sticks out of my kids.  And our elf would do the dishes occasionally.


**This post brought to you by a 1 a.m. pumping session & Pinterest cruising**

Baby H.--3 Months

Baby H. was so excited to turn 3 months today that we couldn't get a picture that wasn't blurry.

Three months already!  Time flies with a baby.

It had been a long day by the time this picture was taken.  He was not at all in the mood to smile.

Baby H. is awake much more often now.  He really likes to refuse to nap then cry like a banshee when he's exhausted...that's a lot of fun.  But he does eventually fall asleep and ends up looking pretty darn cute and I soon forget the banshee screams.

Oh my heck!  That face.  BTW, he blew out of a diaper all over his car seat this day.  It was pretty exhausting for him, obviously.

He is full of smiles.  He's beginning to be ticklish and thisclose to laughing.

He has discovered that he can grab things.  He is always grabbing my sleeve or my shirt during diaper changes.

He is getting chubbier and chubbier and I love it.  He has recently developed a nice knee dimple.

 

Loves:

Baths

Eating

"Oooo" noises

Having his back patted

Being warm

Kicking without wearing a diaper 

His new to us play mat
Being wrapped up when he's going to sleep
The Christmas tree

Hates:

Getting out of the bath

Being tired, hungry or having a poopy diaper

Being left alone

Having his face wiped

Shirts being pulled over his head

2 Month Check Up

Baby H. had his two month check-up today.  Pretty sure momma's should not be allowed to take their babies to this appointment.  It's way too sad.

Pretty sure those shots hurt me a bit more than they hurt him.

Baby weighs 12 pounds 10 ounces (49%), is 23 inches (42%) and his head circumference is 15.9 inches (48%)

Courtney's 23rd

We celebrated Courtney's birthday today.  It was lots of fun to spend time with family and eat delicious food.  Happy birthday, Courtney!  We love you.

If someone tried to ruin your birthday, I'd ruin their life.

Mom made my grandpa hold Baby H.  Turns out Baby H. loves grandpa.  Look at that smile.

Baby loves his great-grandpa

The Faces of Baby H.

Spit Bubbles  Really Bad Angle
Duck Face   Sweet Baby

This kid's smiles melt my heart.

November Video

Baby Snoring is Pretty Cute

If there weren't laundry to be done and showers to be taken and sub plans to be written...I think I'd let Baby H sleep and snore on my chest all day.

Baby H.--2 Months

Baby H. is two months old today.  Can you believe it? 

 Baby H. is awake more often and is smiling all the time. 

He's getting baby chub rolls on his legs and his cheeks are taking over his face.  The picture doesn't show it, but he is growing a lot of hair.

He is a pretty happy baby but makes it known when he is hungry, tired or has a messy diaper.

He is beginning to track people, sounds and toys.  I have loved interacting with him and getting some feedback. 

Loves:

Baths

Eating

"Oooo" noises

Having his back patted

Being warm

Kicking without wearing a diaper

Hates:

Getting out of the bath

Being tired, hungry or having a poopy diaper

Being left alone

Having his face wiped

Shirts being pulled over his head

No Naps!

Dear Baby H.,

This whole 30 minute nap thing is not good for either of us.

I've got things that need to get done and you've got little baby dreams that need to be dreamed.

And while we're on the subject of sleep. . .what happened to 8 hours in a row?  2.5?  Bah!  What do you think you are. . .a baby?  Geez!

Love,

Mom

I Thought Yesterday Was Good

After sleeping 6 hours in a row yesterday, I thought I was in heaven.

But then Baby H. pulled out a sleeping win.

8 hours in a row.

Way to celebrate being 8 weeks old.  Lets keep it up!

6 Hours

Who has 2 thumbs and slept 6 hours in a row last night?

This happy baby.  

Let's hope it's not a fluke and he keeps it up.

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Baby H.--1 Month

My baby is one month today.  The time has flown by. 

Mostly, Baby H. just sleeps.  The positions he ends up in are pretty awesome.

No matter how tight we swaddle him, he eventually ends up like this

And sometimes like this

and sometimes this

or maybe like this

and occasionally he smiles

and sometimes he has cleavage as he sleeps

But every once in a while, he's awake.

and he makes funny faces

enjoys being outside

and has a successful first trip to Walmart

Happy 1 month Baby H!