Eye Junk

Does this happen to anyone else?

For one reason or another, you wake up and one eye is super sore or tired or annoying and you can't do anything about it?

Trying to rid yourself of the problem, you rub the eye so hard that you look like a cracked out raccoon? You wiggle your eyes in all directions so you look like a you may have escaped from a mental hospital yesterday? You try to wink so that eye doesn't have to do any work but then you realize the creep next to you thinks you're flirting with him and you quickly get up to get as far away as possible but because your eye is closed your depth perception is off and you knock over a whole case of books? No? That hasn't happened to you?

Holy cow. This eye junk is driving me nuts-o.